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Nevermind the distant screeching of the damned souls that wavered beneath it. Just come back to bed and we can turn the alarm up. Craig ruffled his hair and kissed the crook of his neck.

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Tweek groaned from beside him and crawled out of their bed to slap the off button just as a fake wolf howl began its crescendo, and the little scroll that appeared out of thin air with their assignment arrived in a puff of black smoke under his clawed hand.

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Cartman gawked, stuttering on a consonant and blinking wildly as his eyes darted all over the imp who shadowed him like a nightmarish silhouette. The more inhuman Tweek seemed, the better. Tweek, true to character, stopped with a vicious snarl, and flapped his wings once to force Cartman back in a gale force wind into the podium, much like Craig had once stood on his own failed Death Day.

Craig winced in disgust, and took off his glasses to tuck them in his breast pocket. What the hell?

He was probably intentionally salivating too, to get the full drooling-massive-sharp-teeth effect going to terrify him. His wings were tilted forward, a sign of aggression Craig had come to understand by observation, and with teeth bared he knew he looked like an absolute terror.

He wished he could take a picture.

Tweek hummed, the sound especially supernatural above the surface, and stabbed the end of his pitchfork into the floor. Am I right?

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