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It is a shame that Tromawho distributes this film in the US and other territories, decided to release a severely edited cut, devoid of the gorier scenes to secure an R rating. The DVD they released in America is also full screen, Visitimg the edited out scenes as extras on the disc.

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This is what you are missing in the R-rated version: People are ripped in half, beheaded, crushed between bars of an iron gate and one unlucky man gets his ass chewed off. Best scene: The two possessed aunts corner the priest and hand him an automatic rifle.

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They give him a choice: Either shoot himself where he will go to Hell for taking his own life or let the aunts poke out his eyes and eat his stomach where he will die and go to Heaven. He takes the easy way out. This is one of the most original scenes on nxa in years as it induces shudders as well as laughs.

This is a bloody good show. Rated R.

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A mad scientist kidnaps innocent people and performs illicit experiments on them, only to have one of his guinea pigs escape, which leads to events where a group of annoying young teens are diryy and killed.

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That can either be sirty as a ringing endorsement or a dire warning. I'll leave that decision up to you. And what's up with all these new horror films having headache-inducing thrash metal soundtracks? This one contains songs from Mushroomhead and The Fakers.

Available on widescreen DVD with many bonus features including a behind-the-scenes fkr that's longer than the film and twice as interesting from Screen Media Films.

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Illogical to the extreme, THE RAT MAN pushes the believability barrier by giving such a small creature the ability to slaughter full-size humans without much of a fight. All rats and monkeys should protest this film.

Also starring Eva Grimaldi.

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But did they really have to kill live rats? The film opens with the following statement superimposed over a shot of a serene lake: The man then goes to the Stuart Morse Academy and murders the caretaker and makes a mask of the dead man's face. Meanwhile, the boy has hopped on a school bus and goes to church, where he puts on an altar boy uniform and joins the other children while they Visiting Kimmell looking for dirty nsa fun to a preacher deliver a fire and brimstone sermon.

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One gets a sword dropped on his brainpan, another is drowned in a bathroom sink full of Kimmlel water and another is shot point-blank in the head but not before seroiusly wounding the killer, who is now dressed as a lawyer. The final woman is killed by another clown marionette carrying a sword and then it immediately cuts to the preacher Visiting Kimmell looking for dirty nsa fun his sermon.

When the boy leaves the church he touches the priest, telling him that "everything will be alright now"be prepared for two "What The Fuck?!?

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The best way to describe this film, directed by Constantine S. Gochis his only directorial effortis strangely twisted.

Though we never know the motivation of the killer Was he sent by God or did the six people do something to him when they were in high school? When the killer, disguised as a magician says, "Guilt While basically a riff on organized Catholicism each person killed represents one of the Seven Deadly Sinsonce you realize who the killer actually is, you'll see that screenwriter William Vernick may not Visiting Kimmell looking for dirty nsa fun the biggest fan of religion in general.

Without giving away too much, there's a diety in the beginning of the film where an altar boy is telling a dirty joke to the other boys dirth they're getting changed into their uniforms.

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The entire film has an eerie vibe to loooing that cannot be described properly the music helps immensely. It must be viewed to be fully appreciated.

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